1/30 Middlemore Road

Fit For A King & Queen

A sunny day on an exclusive street, Real Estate Agent Dean stands in front of a charming unit with a For Sale Sign on display.

Dean adjusts his tie nervously as he prepares to pitch to potential buyers.

Then with a Colgate smile says, Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen to possibly the home of your dreams. Here on an exclusive street (or not) with road frontage that will make your neighbors green with envy (or not).

Next he tells them, feast your eyes on this beauty, B & T exterior because we believe in houses that stand the test of time. Check out that drive folks, you could land a jumbo jet on it - well maybe not, but you get the idea.

Now he leads the potential buyers inside, where they are greeted by the fully renovated interior, Behold he comments, a modern kitchen fit for a master chef and don't worry about the unwanted guest. We are fully alarmed! No sneaky possums raiding your pantry here.

Oh! Did I mention the perks of living opposite Kings College, you will never be late for a parent teacher conference again. He lowers his voice, it is so quiet here you can hear a pin drop, perfect for those who are on nightshift.

As the buyers exit the property Dean wraps up his pitch with a flourish.

There you have it folks, a slice of suburban paradise, who needs a crystal ball when you see your future right here. Do not miss out on this gem. It is hotter than a summer day in Fiji.